Porcupining

The act of suctioning dildos to one's body and have 4-6 large women pleasure themselves in simultaneous motion.

For grandma's 80th birthday she and her 5 closest friends went to an all-you-can eat buffet before going to the disabled bathroom and porcupining the waiter.

by Jackawack720 August 26, 2019

drocus pocus

a form of hydroponically grown marijuana that gets the smoker so high he/she starts to experience mild hallucinations

say dog, you got the bud?

yo, dude. i got that drocus pocus!

well, shoot... lets fire it up then

by Mack September 1, 2008

Oh shit a porcupine

1. A phrase which you use when you see a reptile of some sort 2. A part in the movie "Strange Wilderness" where Junior saw a snake and said "Oh shit... a porcupine"
3. Something you say to yourself or another person describing the whiskers on a persons facial region.

1. John: "Whoa look at the python."

Tim: "Oh shit a porcupine"
2. Sam: "Look at dave, he just shaved his goatee"

Steph: "Oh shit a porcupine"

by Virgil Eurp September 3, 2010

percussion

Usually considered as the people in the band who can't play an instrument or read music. This group is the one that in the definition (band) usually loses their virginity first if they aren't a slob.

Band Kid 1: Who are those people in the back and why are they hitting stuff?
Band Kid 2: The percussion! I just know that without them you suck because you can't stay together with the band.

Band Kid 1: Oh No
Kool-Aid Man: OH YEAH!!!

by Yomamasmamaishere December 31, 2011

poocus

a mixture of poop and mucus, usually present during a blundee.

oh man, lick that poocus!

by blundeee August 6, 2008

blue porcupines

porcupines that are blue

Hey, look - blue porcupines!

by PorQPine Luver May 14, 2008

Percussive maintenance

The act of smacking or otherwise striking something in order to restore its functionality. While it's success rate is questionable on electronic devices it seems to work more reliably on women.

Yeaaaaaa I used percussive maintenance on her all night, bet she can't even walk now.

by Skœll June 5, 2019