poopy dick

When you're done fucking the rectum, you're dick is poopy.

Damn bitch, you gave me one hell of a poopy dick

by Rick March 6, 2003

poopy doo

A poopy doo is when you are engaging in a 69 position with your girlfriend and she farts. Causing you hair to blow back like you stuck your head out of a moving car.

Hey man i was doing the 69 with my girlfriend and she farted so hard my hair blew back, giving me a poopy doo.

by snooker187 September 5, 2013

poopy balls

The act of poop sliding over your balls when squating.

KIDS:"Hey tommy, whatcha doin?"

Little TOMMY:"Don't Come over here i'm droppin a deuce!"

KIDS"WERE COMING HAHAHa"

KIDS*running over to watch tommy poop a hammer*

Little tommy"AHH SHIT, NOW I GOT POOPY BALLS!!"

by gaynstuff yea February 24, 2008

poopy perpendicular

An act of anal sex in which the penis is never actually inserted into the rectum, but rather the man fucks the woman's butt cheeks in a manner reminiscent of titty fucking.

My girl's got some small titties, so I pulled a poopy perpendicular on her last night!

by Kelvin the king November 14, 2006

poopy pants

Pants that have become poopy

Nick pooped his pants in the barn.

by The Latin Duo May 7, 2005

Poopy Vagina

When a woman takes a shit & then accidentally wipes upward so the poop leaves a trail into her vagina.

Girl 1: "I wiped upward instead of downward after I took a shit."

Girl 2: "Oh no, you probably have a Poopy Vagina now.."

by stinkfart38 November 2, 2013

Poopy Call

To give someone that is sitting on the toilet a call while you are also on the toilet

I was doing a shit and my wife poopy called me from the other toilet.

"Hey Grant, it's Linda, can you bring the toilet paper to the ensuite toilet?"
"Sorry babes I'm laying a cable myself, but thanks for the poopy call"

by Boydierocks October 10, 2014