pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Parker Girl

They are the most awesome girl ever!! They funny, nice and really pretty...

That Parker Girl last night was AMAZING!!

by Nick Lee Wallace August 6, 2011

parker lewis

(1) a guy who can not lose.
(2) television show about 3 teens and their highschool
(3) The now popular tv show "scrubs" is modelled after that older show, "parker lewis cant lose"

"Not a problem"

by kegdude May 26, 2004

Parker Poop

(Noun) To masturbate while saying you are taking a shit.

Guy: He's been in there for a while.
Friend: He's probably spanking his monkey.
Guy: Ahh a classic parker poop!

by Bo$$ Monster October 30, 2014

tard parker

Someone who cannot park their vehicle correctly in a parking lot. Originated by employees at the Competitive Gear bike shop in Erie, Pennsylvania.

If that tard parker dings my Subaru, I'm going to slash his tires.

by improviduto August 26, 2005

Peter Parker

A person who loves Mary Jane a.k.a Marijuana

"Hey you know Jeremy?"
"Yeah dude he's like the biggest Peter Parker in our grade."
"REALLY? I didn't know he smoked weed."

by Kashmando January 2, 2012

Reverse Parkers

/noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.

"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."

by serenity450 February 28, 2010