Pole Vaulting

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

by CongoJack July 3, 2017

Scrotom Pole

When a group of men get together and stack their scrotoms up on top of each other. Like a Totem Pole only with scrotoms instead of totems. See also, sack stack.

guy #1: "This party sucks. I'm bored. What should we do?"

guy #2: "Who's up for a Scrotom Pole?"

guy #1: "OMG, like count me in!"

guy #3: "I got the camera. This is goin' on Youtube."

by Alistair the Classy December 21, 2010

barbershop pole

Normal barber shop pole from Smosh that surprisingly has a crush with Ian Hecox

Anthony:Hey Ian, How is it with you and the barbershop pole; Ian: Shut up... we're fine.

by SmoshDude2k February 8, 2014

Back door parole

Prison slang: To die in prison

''He got away by back door parole''

by Neacher May 18, 2013

Pole Bendah

One Local Hawaiian Kid, who commonly catches Huge Ulua and Papio. He is commonly found at the beach with his pole bent over from catching too much fish.

-Whoa look at Lansen over at the beach!
-Chee! That guy is one Pole Bendah!

by Ulua Huntah May 16, 2010

pillow to pole

A sorry skank ass bitch that has no money..and has to constantly give up the pussy or move on to the next pole

Im tired of that Mia....shes nothin but a pillow to pole bitch....lets go ride....

by Drstepp August 4, 2017

Polend

Something you must never forget. John F. Kerry lost the 2004 presidential election because he did. Usually accompanied by loud noise and flickering images. Very popular on YTMND. Also spelled Polynd or Polund (rare). Not to be confused with Poland.

John F. Kerry: When we went in, there where three countries: Great Britain, Australia, and the United States. That's not a Grand Coalition. We can do better.

George W. Bush: Well, actually, you forgot POLEND.

John F. Kerry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by General Tao December 15, 2008