Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.

Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."

by AKM178 February 22, 2011

Productivastinating

(Verb) When you resort to doing chores or something productive besides what you should be doing. A productive procrastinating.

Background: I typically find myself doing laundry, the dishes, clipping my fingernails, and/or basically any chore or task that I wouldn't do any other time (like on a Saturday) other than the night before I have a project due or presentation to make.

I found myself productivastinating until 11pm the night before my midterm, but damn my apartment is spotless.

by Procrastination Pete March 9, 2010

Probsuction

The act of receiving a blowjob, aided with the help of a Hoover (Vacuum Cleaner)

Use a Henry for best results, as it gives you good eye contact, which as you is deadly sexy whilst in the act.

Can be self-inflicted.

Boy: hey.....wanna give me a probsuction?

Girl: yeah ok......pull your pants down while i plug in the hoover and get the extension pipe.

by poliko September 12, 2009

CaRaM3l Product10n5

stupid retard with impaired writting ability, nuff said.

CaRaM3l Product10n5<-------look at how they type there name, its dumb, and who the hell has the time to type shit like that, im too lazy to type proper english, let alone make up my own dialect of it...if he became any stupider, he would needa resperator to keep his lungs working.

by demus December 31, 2003

Ghost producing

Ghost producing is most easily defined as the production of instrumentals for an already alleged hip hop producer who needs someone else to make his beats to rap over. Ghost producing is most easily relatable to "Ghost writing." In which a writer writes lyrics for a rapper to spit. Nonetheless this is all usually kept in secrecy unless stated on the albums credits.

"Kanye west bought beats from Madlib, but hes already a producer."

"Yeah, Madlib's ghost producing."

by Kingchop420 June 3, 2012

Prodation

Irratation by poking/prodding with your finger on any part of someone elses body.

sitting behind somebody poking them (irritation by prodding- prodation)

by A unknown Scotsman February 13, 2009

calobi productions

literal actual shit.

Person 1: i watched shit last night

Person 2: it was calobi productions wasnt it

by induckening January 4, 2021