betting pencil

A small dick

Was it a mega-dobber or a betting pencil?

by wisewithnoname May 3, 2017

pencil fucker

1. To fuck a pencil.
2. To insert a pencil into an improper hole.
3. It can also be used as the same as a piece of shit or an ass hole.
4. To be one, to far, with a pencil.

Pencil fucker has derived from Basher, an American Citizen. It has then been used towards many forms of life.

Ryan is a pencil fucker.

by Basher August 29, 2003

make a pencil

Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.

Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"

Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"

by skip o'potamus January 4, 2009

ejaculistic pencisiliation

to vigorously introduce a pencil into one's ass crack, with extreme prejudice, for the purpose of sexual arousal

Everything was goin fine until she reached onto my desk, and gave me a brutal case of ejaculistic pencisiliation.

by Wonderbra April 14, 2003

Pencil Worm

an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.

Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.

by ricky tricky dicky June 19, 2011

penciled in

1) to have a temporary plan to do something with someone.

2) to insert your penis into a butt and/or vagina.

1) "Your appointment is penciled in for 7:00."

2) "I was penciled in with Sarah last night."

by awkbitch July 27, 2013

Pencil

It's is something that you can't afford

Person 1: "Bro, you can't afford a pencil

by Roasted Toested April 10, 2017