nerfu

A crazy paranoid fucker who thinks the world is going to implode and cocks will fly up everyones arseholes

Nerfu says: The Queen is George Bushes cousin, google it.

*googles it*

Sane Person: It's not true..

Nerfu: so ?

by JohnJohnJohn12 February 24, 2008

nerfherder

A nerfherder was someone who herded nerfs on various planets throughout the galaxy. As it was solely an occupation for lower-class beings, the term "nerfherder" became an insult used throughout the galaxy

"your nothing but a half witted scruffy-looking nerfherder"

by darkjedikilla June 19, 2007

nerfgrade

A software upgrade that causes reduced functionality.

As a verb or noun.

Microsoft's Excel 07 is a nerfgrade of Excel 03, as now I cannot save dbf files.

Wow, thanks for nerfgrading that one Bill Gates.

I've been nerfgraded by the latest version and it pisses me off.

by nerfgraded April 1, 2011

nerfulated

When a guy has ejaculated too many times in one day and on his next ejaculation nothing comes out.

Oh man last night I wanked so many times I nerfulated, seriously nothing came out.

by Grayreaper December 23, 2013

nerfelschmork

A person who’s lack of intelligence causes frustration to the point of blurting out words that do not exist.

Ugh Vicki, why are you such a… Nerfelschmork!

by Marshmelbows April 13, 2022

nerfdog

Someone who's bark is worse than their bite. Someone who's comments should not be taken too seriously.

Man, don't worry 'bout what those dudes say, they's nerfdogs and don't mean it.

Never mind what those nerfdogs say, that sh*t will never happen.

by s6 July 7, 2005

nerfed

when the makers of a game decide the players are having too much fun

dude, they totally nerfed the energix kit!

by cloverlikeswords June 2, 2017