muttongeoff

bellend plonker lampshade

Glovehead was a muttongeoff when he hid his beer under his bed.

by lamb chop November 26, 2003

Muttonhipster

Someone dressing like a hipster but they’re really too old for that trend

Yikes those skinny jeans make you look like a muttonhipster!

by Ruth Heenan May 18, 2018

Muttonfest

A place with an over abundance of adults but a great lack of children.

I hate the mall on a week day; it's such a muttonfest.

by ApricotFields October 14, 2020

muttonlicker

muttonlicker is a person who licks mutton.
AKA sog, zog, dog, licker, freak, masklicker, lickerfreak and lickytounge

bowow muttonlicker

by lickerfreak August 10, 2021

muttonhole

Intentionally wearing a shirt that is so tight your body can be seen through the gaps between the button holes

That dude's shirt has some serious muttonhole

by Pseudokev July 8, 2022

Muttonista

Nickname given to a fan of Primemutton2000abfr. Otherwise known as Prime Mutton he is a beer and food reviewer and a Manchester City supporter. Prime Mutton likes to begin his videos and vlogs with the greeting “Good evening Muttonistas!” To be a Muttonista is not just being a fan but part of a family. Prime Mutton’s favourite beer is stout, either a Guinness or London Black depending on his location.

Of course I’m a Muttonista, I love Prime Mutton!

by Rookmandingo April 7, 2024

Muttok

This is an unusual organism which resembles a Half Sheep Half Bollock. Basically a big fluffy bollock, with some saggy scrotal skin. Usually hang around in gangs of 40

John: "Dude what's that!?"
Dick: "It's a Muttok"
John: "Fuck that's ugly"
Dick: "You should hear it sing, i wonder where the other 39 are?"

by Daniel Tucker February 13, 2008