Sludge lump

The act of being a manipulative pedophile and an overall bad boyfriend.

BrandonJ. acted as a sludge lump on many occasions.

by tiller24 December 20, 2017

lump of cheese

a fat bitch.

brita: o fuck devin, lump of cheese 12 o’clock
me: oh damn she chunky

by lilpumpstan69 December 20, 2017

Pillow Lumps

When somebody cums in a pillow and it creates a lumpy texture.

"Did you see Jeff's pillow at the sleepover? It had massive pillow lumps."

by KittCatty March 10, 2016

dick lump

A very Irritable person who gets on your nerves and you want to hurt them very badly.

Get outta here you friggin dick lump.

by Grillz master 3000 June 03, 2006

lump sucker

A guy who is into fat chicks. Usually super skinny sometimes almost anorexic.

see Chubby chaser

jimmy: Hows Larson doing?
fredrick: He's dating Felicia
Jimmy: That lump sucker

by Fredward Jenkins November 13, 2014

Ken Lump

No penis, just a lump- like the ken dolls lump

Do you have a ken lump?

by BarbieTeet August 24, 2009

Lilypad Love Lumps

When a woman's tits are so empty and saggy that they float on the bath water like lilly pads. Amazing how flat they look. Like tortillas

Just walked in on the other half in the bath and her titties look like Lilypad love lumps

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020