my brother josh

he blew himself up
and his 2 kids

heres my gas can, my brother josh, blew himself up, and his 2 kids.

by HEYSHTASSWANNASEEMEKILLYOURMOM February 10, 2021

Josen

In modern society, it is almost impossible to find a man who is sexy, intelligent, and kind. Researchers have searched far and wide to seek for the existence of such a man. Researchers has classified this rare breed as unicorns, but the public simply calls them Josen.

Girl 1 in UK: Did you know there was a rumour that a man can be hot, caring and smart?!
Girl 2 in UK: That's impossible... no man can contain those three attributes..
Girl 3 in UK: I read in a chatroom that there exists a Josen in Canada.
Girl 2 in UK: I already bought the plane ticket, let's find him.

by fantasticAaron March 30, 2017

Maria Jose

A Latina babe full of mystery and sass. You might think you know her but she has everyone under her spell. A goddess in bed

I think i might finally understand that Maria Jose

by fiona la miona March 3, 2017

Joss is Boss

Phrase: Coming from the filming of the movie Serenity. And meaning to cede control of a situation to a higher authority.

Hey man, Joss is Boss.

by flashwildecard July 15, 2010

Josepablo

This guy is the greatest guy I have ever had the pleasure of being with. No one can look at him without smiling. He is caring, funny, loveable, and intelligent He makes life worth living for me and I know I'm not the only one.

Person 1: "Did Josepablo just get stuck with taking care of 9 kids tonight?"
Person 2: "yea he can't help but say yes..."
Person 3: "what a great guy"

by Talluligan May 1, 2011

Maria Jose

The most amazing and smart person you’ll ever meet. An independent woman ready to show the world what she’s got, truly inspiring.

Maria Jose: my name is Maria Jose
Person: that’s such a unique name!

by Sike bitch November 8, 2020

Joseph Gordon-Levitt

One of the best actors of recent years, and yet also one of the most underrated. The ultimate "Joe" movies include Mysterious Skin, Brick, and soon to be (500) Days of Summer.

Really hot, too, in my opinion.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Brendan Frye: "No more of these informal chats! If you have a disciplinary issue with me, write me up or suspend me and I'll see you at the Parent-Teacher conference."

-From "Brick", 2005

by mysteriouskin May 9, 2009