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Josepablo 

This guy is the greatest guy I have ever had the pleasure of being with. No one can look at him without smiling. He is caring, funny, loveable, and intelligent He makes life worth living for me and I know I'm not the only one.
Person 1: "Did Josepablo just get stuck with taking care of 9 kids tonight?"
Person 2: "yea he can't help but say yes..."
Person 3: "what a great guy"
Josepablo by Talluligan May 1, 2011
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Josepablo 

This guy is the greatest guy I have ever had the pleasure of being with. No one can look at him without smiling. He is caring, funny, loveable, and intelligent He makes life worth living for me and I know I'm not the only one.
Person 1: "Did Josepablo just get stuck with taking care of 9 kids tonight?"
Person 2: "yea he can't help but say yes..."
Person 3: "what a great guy"
Josepablo by Talluligan May 2, 2011

Josecarlos

The best friend you could have. The guy you always wanted but failed to get.
failed no matter how hard you tried to be his you could never be Josecarlos
Josecarlos by gabtayam October 14, 2011

Jose Pablo 

jose pablo nutted inside of me in 2 seconds
Jose Pablo by JPeatsdik6969 December 4, 2017
1.) Noun: A sexy chubby Guatemalan man-beast known to be good in bed; a perverted man.

2.)Verb: the act of being a Guatemalan, sexy man beast.
1.) You should date that guy, he is such a josecarlo.

2.) Woah, Steve, you totally josecarloed your look!
Josecarlo by florzz February 21, 2009

josephbroseph 

A massive tank and a sick fortnite player
Josephbroseph is sick a tanking terrys mom

Josephlovesjayden 

Josephlovesjayden is the best tiktoker to ever live. All of his friends are cringe when doing tiktok dances.
Josephlovesjayden is the best.
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