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greasy peen

A penis that is covered in lubrication or saliva. Men usually have their peens greased before sex if the woman's vagina is too dry or she wants it in her ass.
It's a good thing Harold had a greasy peen when he fucked Gloria in the asshole or else she would have had a sore anus this morning.
by beerlover87 January 6, 2008
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greasy noob

A level of noob which implies the player has been playing for a reasonable amount of time but still is quite horrible at the game.
Often used to name games which are meant to attract noobs
note: noob same as newb
master chief: "wow this team death match is filled with greasy noobs"
by saladprinter January 15, 2009
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greasy vagina water

The juice from a vagina of a greasy girl.
"i got with this chick last night and ended up with greasy vagina water all over me"
by Sa2ah April 14, 2014
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greasy slut

Usually blonde over-processed hair, haggard facial characteristics. Money grubbing. Not well spoken, of little education. Works menial jobs as usually has criminal record i.e. Driving under the influence. Brews own wine from "Wine Kits ©". Shops at Forever 21 - oblivious to the fact that she no longer falls into age appropriate dress. Always a victim she ploys herself on the sympathies of others. Usually the only friend she has left are their own Mothers (slut apple never falls far from the slut tree). Narcisstic qualities and a chronic smokers hack coupled with social hand grenade potential she's definitely one you'll want to pass on. Also has an affinity for Goldfish.
I once dated a greasy slut.
by Sarcasmdeadgoldfish July 20, 2015
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greasy

all of the shirtless boys on tiktok; phrase used in the nct community, said by johnD
person 1- look at this tweet...
person2- is that the tonycopter?
person3- ew stop that’s greasy
by cheese boy jungwoo February 15, 2020
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Greasy Coiler

A soft serve, Curly frie esque Turd that leaves skids in the bowl.
Bill had to scrub the bowl after birthin a couple of those Greasy Coilers!
by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005
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Greasy Akuma

The act of dragging the unwashed underside of the ballsack across the face of another person.
That first lord Japanese neckbeard gave me a greasy akuma after spamming armored assists all game and then using Messatsu-Gohado Ungyo over and over while in x-factor.
by darealpumpabumpa January 10, 2012
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