Skip to main content

gibbled

Appearing or being extrememly fucked up.

In the state of becoming, or being, a gibble (see gibble). A handitard, dumbass, mental midget, cripple, or in some other way mentally, physically incapable, or both.
"Dude, the chair is gibbled!"

"He's more gibbled than a dickless guy in a whore house."

"If your dog Tripod loses one more leg, he's gibbled."
mugGet the gibbled mug.

gobble

to smother a man's penis with anothers mouth and a fluid motion
Your mom definitely can gobble some cock
by Skillet November 13, 2003
mugGet the gobble mug.

squat and gobble

Food court; collection of fast food counters around a court with tables.
Every mall has a squat and gobble and a bunch of restaurants whose prices make the crap at the squat and gobble attractive.
by P Brain January 3, 2008
mugGet the squat and gobble mug.

gibblet

The large flap or double chin comprised of fatty tissue that stretches accross under the chin where a beard would usually be.
Jesus! Look at the size of that man's gibblet!
by gmfreak356 May 12, 2008
mugGet the gibblet mug.

Vodka Gobble

(n) A large gobble of vodka, and by large, I mean four or five shots in a glass. The glass is then chugged (or gobbled) until finished. Chasers are allowed after the gobble
"Time for the all american Vodka Gobble!"

"Will I get on Julia? No, I need to be drunk...fucking drunk....like Vodka Gobble drunk....lets do it"
by FrAkon April 12, 2007
mugGet the Vodka Gobble mug.

gable end

the end of a row of terraed houses, also used as a way to call someone a "Gay Bellend" without them noticing
"look at that emofag over there, what a gable end"
by Stubbo December 12, 2008
mugGet the gable end mug.

Gobble marks

The tell-tale signs left behind after an act of fellatio is performed. Can be easily spotted under U.V. lighting.
"Watch out for gobble marks! You don't know where they've been"
by Stemun September 25, 2009
mugGet the Gobble marks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email