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Glock Gleak

It's a movement, a way of life, a religion, and source of energy, a love...
"Yo relax... Glock Gleak man. "

"Did you see her Dank? GLOCK GLEAK son."

"I swear to god if you Glock Gleak one more time I'm going to slap you up side yo head."
by A-Bimbo January 1, 2009
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Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.
Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.
by rperazag August 5, 2010
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Glocking

A word used to describe the action a man makes whilst receiving oral sex. If the man thrusts deep into the womans mouth this is described as "glocking" due to the choking noise the woman makes.
woman: stop glocking me! Your hurting my throat!
by winkywobble27 September 3, 2010
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glocknick

A person who owns guns, defends gun rights, complains about the media discourse on guns, and generally cares too much about guns to the point that it's creepy. Also applies to people with ridiculously large collections of guns or who subscribe to gun porn magazines. Glocknicks are usually psychos.

See also: gun nut
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that school shooting? How did that 10-year old even get a sniper rifle?
Person 2: Man this is bullshit, now I bet they're going to try to take my 10 year old's sniper rifle away from him. He's got a constitutional right to-
Person 1: Shut up, you glocknick!
by Bruce Swayne August 16, 2012
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Glockenspiel

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while firing off handguns or rifles wildly into the air, preferably on the beach, at sunrise.
"Dude, I totally got a glockenspiel this morning. Now I need to go buy more ammo."
by JoeDissolvo August 30, 2011
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glock

A polymer handgun, one of the most popular models is the 17, which is 9x19mm luger, avalible ported barrels for recoil compensation.

Some argue the glock is the best handgun, other's say it is the 1911.

Glock makes a full auto handgun, known as the Glock 18, it is the same as the 17 but with a selector switch on the slide.
by Thomas Splasky August 29, 2003
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Glockoma

- A condition of increased pressure within the eyeball, due to excessive staring at jewelry and diamonds. Causing gradual loss of sight.
All these diamonds making me lose my sight. Also known from the album glockoma by key glock.
by Big guap getter March 12, 2019
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