Fuckitupism

1. The philosophy of fucking up in everything you do.

2. when the road goes on forever and the fucking up never ends

3. The ability of messing up every single good thing in life.

4. Another way of saying a person is a failure.

5. A philosophy followed by a cursed fool.

Dude: What the fuck is wrong with him man ? I heard his new wife chocked while giving him a blowjob on their first night and he got fired from work the next morning as her dad was his boss.

Dude 2:What can i say ,he has mastered the sacred art of Fuckitupism.

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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

fuckito

A small or little fuck. From the Spanish diminutive suffix: -ito.

To be honest, I give a fuckito.

by garbage_day May 11, 2016

fucktard

A fucktard is someone who thinks the number before the word fucktard in each definition heading is static... i.e. doesn't change, even though it's obviously there to provide ever changing ranking based on user votes.

For example:

urbdic.shorturl.com

Nottwo O' Won is a fucktard.

by BarfieThe Corndog November 4, 2007

fucktardess

Female fucktard.

fucktardess 101

Facts: Mental disability / annoying as fuck.

Cures: Hotness / kindness / various acquaintances.

by Crakso July 14, 2010

Fuchtardt

A brand of diesel generator designed for high performance and fuel efficiency. Translated from the German word meaning, "Fox Town'" Fuchtardt's brand origins are actually a homage to a disabled boiler maker known as Johnny Incest, who was famous for not having a Dodge Ram.

Look at that glue meter Fuchtardt with the Mazda sending Dodge Ram emails with "urgent," in the title.

by Suck a Fkwit June 15, 2022

fucktarch

1. (n.) One who performs poorly, ineptly, or tyrannically in a leadership role of little or no significance.
2. (n.) One who has been promoted to a position above and beyond the limitations of their ability to the detriment of others, esp. one who was hailed as being capable beforehand.
3. (n.) One who is snobbish, rude, or tends to treat others as inferiors

George W. Bush is a fucktarch in both senses one and two.
From being a nice, everyday, uneducated country boy, Jim transmogrified into a corrupt fucktarch after just one term in Congress.
I just got cockblocked by that fucktarch!

by Derek Bryan Green January 23, 2006

Fucktard

In grammatical parlance, "fucktard" would technically be known as a portamento word of "fuck" and "retard." In other words, one who is not only retarded, but afflicted with aggravated retardation to the point where the "fucktard" does things both stupid and in wanton disregard for the safety and well-being of those around him or her.

"Hey Julio, quit being a fucktard and take a shower."

by CabronDeOz November 20, 2009