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fucktarch 

1. (n.) One who performs poorly, ineptly, or tyrannically in a leadership role of little or no significance.
2. (n.) One who has been promoted to a position above and beyond the limitations of their ability to the detriment of others, esp. one who was hailed as being capable beforehand.
3. (n.) One who is snobbish, rude, or tends to treat others as inferiors
George W. Bush is a fucktarch in both senses one and two.
From being a nice, everyday, uneducated country boy, Jim transmogrified into a corrupt fucktarch after just one term in Congress.
I just got cockblocked by that fucktarch!
fucktarch by Derek Bryan Green January 23, 2006
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fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.
Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.
fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktarded 

There is retarded people , then there are fucktarded people . Meaning there is no hope for them they're just fucked. Idiotic people.annoying people . A dumbass.
When someone is doing something or acting some annoying way." OMG you are such a fucktard !" Or " Are you fucktarded?"
Fucktarded by imjustsayin33 February 27, 2020

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.
"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"
Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Team-Killing Fucktard 

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.
You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!

liberal fucktard 

A person with a left leaning political point of view, often tries to convince you that they know more than other people and if anyone disagrees, you are of less intelligence...
Jim is such a liberal fucktard, he is always trying to tell me guns should be illegal.

fucktardian 

A utter and complete f**king moron.
Someone who is at all times doing something absolutely stupid.
You'd have to be a total fucktardian to run yourself over with your own car.
fucktardian by troyklapperich February 1, 2017
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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