Circle K Apple Fritter

When you’re getting your ass ate by some random person in a shady gas station bathroom.

The highlight of my summer vacation was the Circle K Apple Fritter that I got outside of Columbus, OH.

by Whywouldyousaythat? December 29, 2019

Flatterned

An emotion that combines feeling flattered and flattened.

1)My obese friend fell on me and then said i was a comfy fall... she flatterned me.

2)When i got hit by that cement truck, it told me i was pretty and it flatterned me.

by Best nephew ever! April 26, 2011

flattering the curve

A presidential projection, meant to flatter himself while flattening the curve, without basis in medical fact.

With his Sharpie he drew a limp line, flattering the curve of new infections.

by Monkey's Dad March 24, 2020

Banana Fritter

a Banana Fritter is made when a man and a woman love each other very much, and she is like "hey honey, I want you to C in my A" and so he does, and since they love each other very much, they arnt using any condoms, and he doesn't pull out right away, because there is an obligatory 10 mins of post sex cuddle time that keeps women from complaining. The problem is he's had a long day at work, and he's kinda tired, so that 10 mins suddenly turns into a whole night. When he finally pulls out of her the next morning he finds his rod looking a lot like a fried and battered treat

Keep it in her ass too long and you'll get a total banana fritter

by Poetix March 27, 2011

Frattire

The clothing that a Frat star would wear, mainly southern marsh, Gay harvey, aftco, and pfg's.

Frat 1 " I went to kinnucans today and restocked my wardrobe"

Frat 2 " I hear they have a fine selection of Frattire"

by Mr. Creeps September 20, 2010

fritter

to totally freak out, to panic, to speak in strange tongues out of stress/fear/anxiety

"Whoa, Darcy, did you hear that guy? He was totally frittering out."

by hug_a_musician January 28, 2009

Fraternity

A group of college men with strong ties of brotherhood whose goals are to become better men. A brother is somebody who can be relied on in times of need and somebody who you will remain friends with for life. Fraternity men often have large networks in the professional world and are prominent in other groups on campus. Members in fraternities are often well dressed. They emphasize academic, philanthropy, fundraising, and social aspects of college life. Typically the Greek community are some of the most dedicated, hardworking, and involved students on any given campus who know how to have fun.

John: Hey man are you rushing a fraternity this year?

Greg: I'm definitely going to try, I've been dying to get into the whole Greek scene.

by JackDA October 17, 2012