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florida hot pocket

when a man shits in a girls ass and uses the pooh as lubricant.
he gave me a florida hot pocket so i chopped his dick off
by dimitre, crotchlickmeoff May 16, 2016
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University of South Florida

The premiere institution of higher education in the state of Florida, USF is home to the Bulls. Regarded as one of the top three flagship universities in Florida by definition of State Congress (the others being FSU and UF), no other school in the nation has obtained such accelerated acclaim in both the academic and athletic arena.

The Bulls' football program is relatively new. This, however, has not stopped the Bulls from defeating the Seminoles (FSU) and the Hurricanes (UM). Due to the Bulls' accomplishments, they are often referred to as the fourth member of the "Big Three" in the state of Florida.

Unlike other schools that are often located in the middle of nowhere, USF is a metropolitan university. Besides the amazing parties, students also enjoy Ybor City's clubs and bars, the Busch Gardens theme park, Clearwater and St. Petersburg's world famous beaches, and shopping at the International Plaza and downtown Tampa.

Unlike UF, USF prefers not to have bandwagon fans (people who wear a school's gear without having any affiliation or relation to the school, such as they are not a student or have friends or family who go there). Our gear is sacred and respected. We let the hicks and pretenders wear UF gear.
The University of South Florida (USF) is what every potential student looks for in a school. All of its students engage in top-of-the-line research and earn degrees that are respected internationally. The school's young age provides the opportunity for its students to take part of real history, instead of looking at hallways filled with old dead people's portraits like they do at FSU and UF.
by College Review January 4, 2011
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Hollywood Florida

Hollywood is a city in Broward County, Florida, United States. As of 1 July 2007, the population estimated by the U.S. Census Bureau is 142,473.3 Founded in 1925, the city grew rapidly in the 1950s and 1960s, and is now the twelfth largest city in Florida.6 Hollywood is a Principal City of the South Florida metropolitan area, which is home to 5,413,212 people.
by d. danger April 14, 2009
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Florida Man

The Florida version of your character from GTA V
"Florida Man defeats the CIA with an unloaded gun and a Taco Truck"
by Tyrry May 23, 2020
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Florida Georgia Line

A line of cocaine from a woman's vagina leading up to her breasts (or her "Florida Swamp" to her "Georgia Peaches". )

The cocaine equivalent of a body shot.
"Yo! John and I just did a Florida Georgia Line off of Jenny at the party last night!"
by ThreshTickles August 13, 2017
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Florida Tech

A private university in Melbourne, Florida known its abundance of incels,high cost, being 3/4 male, and recent rape cover stories. 75% of students lack any social skills, 15% are alpha males on sports scholarships, and the last 10% are too fried to notice. Campus security can often be seen busting freshmen for weed instead of taking care of the crackheads that wander in the popular botanical garden.
“Welcome to Florida Tech!”
Student A: *Refuses eye contact*
Student B: *Passed out drunk at greek village*
Student C, blowing Os: “Oh sorry, did you wanna hit this?”
by jdsk1000 December 17, 2019
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florida flagpole

A guy lays down with a full erection. The partner then commences to sit on said erection, rip off her shirt, and wave it around like a flag in a strong thunderstorm
My woman and I did a Florida flagpole last night, funny thing is, we were actually outside in a strong thunderstorm.
by Rpveeham July 25, 2014
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