Failroad

A failboat's land equivalent.

A failed organization or group of idiots. Doomed to failure and full of ineptitude, they still continue to ride away on the rail of stupidity.

In extreme circumstances, one man can be categorized as riding on the failroad or being the failroad conductor.

Pictures of crashed or derailed trains are usually shown as an example patrons who frequent failroads.

Can you guys believe Grayson is bailing on us again this weekend? You'd think he'd ridden the failroad enough this year.

by dubcaps February 8, 2009

springlock failure

when it happens your skull will make a loud crunch all the bones in your body will break,your eternal organs will be damaged causing eternal bleeding you can taste in your mouth, if it dosnt puncture your heart after its done itll take 25-40 seconds to die,witch will make it more painful.

somone help a springlock failure is occuring

by THEFNAFMAN April 23, 2022

failure jacket

an otherwise normal plaid jacket/coat worn by failures (i.e. people who are "cool" and smoke weed all day). it is usually red in colour but comes in green and blue as well. the larger the squares on the jacket, the bigger the failure. if the failure jacket is red, then the person has reached ultimate failure and there's no turning back

"Hey man, did you see that crackhead?"
"Which one?"
"The one wearing the failure jacket."

by cerilebi January 6, 2010

Failenese

The Language that all failures speak towards another.

1#-Wtf did he just say to that faggot?
2#-I dont know their speaking Failenese.

by Blazinet July 15, 2009

Failrut

When you can't seem to stop failing over and over again.

Guy 1 - Man, I just tripped over my own feet, spilled my drink down my shirt, and lost $50 in a bet.

Guy 2 - You're in such a failrut.

by Fox445 December 25, 2009

Failroad

Specifically a poorly ran Railroad, as if the entire management staff was hand picked from educationally challenged, socially awkward basement dwellers who like to play with toy trains.

Sorry, you must of misheard, I work for the failroad and I am at the mercy of the handicapped version of Oceans 11

by Super Dave's hotrod July 9, 2011

Failure is Key

A sarcastic comment after one fails at life or at a homework assignment. In the creator's case, after he failed on a homework assignment.

"And I know it's probably going to be wrong, but abate?"
*teacher*= "Yep, that's wrong."
*my friend*= "FAILURE IS KEY!" -claps-
-entire classroom starts clapping-
*creator*= -gives "failure is key" speech-

by Han_dl November 8, 2017