Farp

Farting, Sharting, and pissing simultaneously.

Guy 1: Dude I just farped so hard
Guy 2: Put a fucking bullet in your head you fucking cunt ass piece of shit
Example 2:
"I love farping!"

by maladyl March 27, 2022

flarpos

A small indie band.

Feed me Jack is a flarpos.

by Sambo203 May 2, 2022

Flarping

When your girl eats out your ass and you fart another man's load in her mouth

Girl, I was rimming him so hard last night and he was flarping so hard

by Ghf319 June 11, 2022

Farpoon

(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.

"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"

"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

farp

when your burp sounds like a fart

“dude she just farped”

by smelly balls November 22, 2022

Flarple

Flarple (Flarple) is a form of hate speech used to directly attack stupid people

You fucking Flarple guy

by ƒreddi September 15, 2022

Flarp

That one puddy product that makes a fart sound.
Some word you made up when u were 7-9 , and u thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

"Hey did you get that funny new product named Flarp?"
"Oh yeah man its so funny!"
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"Hey bro wanna hear a word i made up?"

"Whats the word?"
"Flarp!"
"HAHAHAHAAAHHAHHAHAAHHAHAHHUDIefheuwudewoifkgoirekoifwejieghierpfgejerjgoie."
"Hey bro? .....Bro?"
"OH NO HE'S DEAD!"

by What456t September 22, 2022