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The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"
flarping by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008
Tom: Why is Brian's hand down his pants?
Mike: Oh, he's flarping to that wood elf over there.
Tom: Just repulsive.
Flarping by w33dx4xl1f3 August 10, 2010
Grand wizard Pluribus is flarping right now and it’s incredibly distracting.
Flarping by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023
The act of cock blocking a random hook-up... especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
"No flarping allowed tonight! I'm desperate and haven't gotten any in months!"
flarping by flarpflarpyflarpington November 6, 2009
Fapping and farting at the same time.
I had to go flarping myself.
Flarping by MCGPY August 22, 2016
When you flirt with your girl/man while you're larping
So I was larping the other day and girl totally was into me. It was a flarping.
Flarping by Leonhearted August 15, 2017