flarple 

not totally unlike a shart a flarple is used to describe the passing of gass with the anus sphincter walls vibrating to produce a rumbling bass effect, with a hint of lubrication to create a lower ending sound. Can also be used as a put-down

That fart sounded like a real flarple.

Hey you f'ing flarple why did you do that?

flarple by Judge Shmendric January 20, 2008

Flarple 

When you need to fart and it somehow winds up bubbling out the front way through your vagina flaps and makes kind of a "flarple flarple" sound.

The princess was mortified after she flarpled infront of her potential suiter at the ball.

Flarple by Tournikel September 11, 2011

Flarple 

Flarple (Flarple) is a form of hate speech used to directly attack stupid people

You fucking Flarple guy

Flarple by ƒreddi September 15, 2022

flarple tunnel syndrome 

uncontrolable urge to flatulate the tune of your favorite song.

Chris: wow dude how are you doing that?

Mo:oh yea man, Ive had flarple tunnel syndrome since I was a youngin.

Chris: That rules man.

Mo: (flarpling the tune to fall out boy)

flarple tunnel syndrome by moshe da beadle May 9, 2008

flarglesnap 

Crabs that snap their human like hands in order to make a snapping sound in a "Jazzy" way

Two scientists walking on a beach
Scientist 1: Hey look at those crabs!
Scientist 2: Those aren't crabs those are Flarglesnaps, you can tell by their jazzy snapping.

flarglesnap by TheCountlessFox June 22, 2017

farpleet 

A fart that starts off loud, but then transitions into a silent but deadly.

I was in a meeting and accidentally farted, it was loud at first but it was just a farpleet.

farpleet by MrProblemOfficers June 6, 2014

flartle 

To disturb or startle someone or something after emitting an excessively loud fart.

Donna was unable to fall asleep after being flartled by her husband.

flartle by Dryhopping November 8, 2012