excuse juice

Any drink used to get a woman drunk enough for sex.

After a few glasses of excuse juice, she'll do just about anything.

by D.M.L January 21, 2008

exish

Person who you almost dated officially, but then it didn't happen. So you refer to them as your ex, perhaps, but then you must correct yourself by using the world "exish" in daily conversation.

Yeah...my ex and I did the same thing. Oh, I mean my exish.

Oh yeah, me and my ex. I mean my, uh, exish. ...It's complicated.

by lizenna4realz November 6, 2009

heinrich excuse

when you cant get called into work becauce your drunk!

Ive been drinking all day again.So i cant make it to work. so i am using the heinrich excuse

by notme111 August 2, 2010

my existence

Useless

My existence is useless

by YaBoyDwayneYuhYuh April 22, 2021

Existentialism

Existentialism is the reason why the people with the highest I.Q.s in the world go traveling in tibet then become garbagemen.

"I used to think Eistein was smart, then I read about existentialism and I don't beleive in the word smart anymore."

by matthhhhew December 19, 2006

exist

Something worthy of positive acknowledgement is said to exist.
Synonyms: rule, kick ass

"This steak burrito totally exists."
"Man, the new Donnas album does NOT exist."

by Dutchman March 22, 2003

excuse my french

Said to someone after using a bad word.

"Excuse my french, but that was one big pile of shit!"

by Mr. X-106 September 4, 2003