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van dell

a dirty word, used to describe the female genatelia. is sometimes considered to be one of the most vulgar and appaulling word in the english language, is toe to toe with cunt.
dude, i sucked my girl friends van dell last night
by asdfjkl'; June 12, 2005
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Dellavedova

Noun. The act of antagonizing another person in a cheap manner in order to succeed. Mainly enacted when legitimate victory is unlikey, especially in game 5 of the east semis.
I pulled a real Dellavedova when i got Gibson kicked out of the game by preventing him from hustling down the court to play defense and actual basketball.
by notevenabullsfan May 14, 2015
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Dell

A fairly reliable system contrary to public belief. Most people have problems with Dells and ALL OTHER computers as HP, Compaq , ect. because they need to learn how to properly operate, maintain and secure thier computers.

Dell computers use the Intel boards and chips that prove to be cheap yet reliable. My Dell computer has been running 5 years strait, i never turn it off execpt for an occasional reboot or the power goes out and nothing on my Dell has failed yet.

It is true that the Intel boards that they use lack the ability to upgrade somewhat. They do not supply an AGP slot for vid cards and their cases do not supply a spare slot for a 2nd Hard Drive.

When ordering you should know what you need or your sure to get ripped, not by Dell, but by yourself.

Celeron chips are cripled Pentium chips and are for office apps, not gamming like the Pentium series, know how much memmory your apps need, know how much ram your video card needs to support and how much Hard Drive space you need. Knowing these basis is a good start in selecting a system.

Also be carefull, it is true that Dell Tech support is not excellet or anywhere close to adequate, although this could be because of rules implemented on the tech support team by the company rather then the support group themselves. But if you know how to operate and troubleshoot you do not need tech support.
Jhon > What type of comp did you get
Elroy > i got a dell P4 2.8ghz
Jhon > dude dell sucks
Elroy > i know how to operate a system, you can barley find the on switch! so how would you know?
by Shrader September 14, 2006
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The Dell

Slidell, Louisiana. The classier version of Chalmette, recently destroyed by hurricane Katrina.
I'm going to the Dell this weekend to visit my parents.
by Nicole Perrie May 1, 2006
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Dell

A computer company that only really puts together and places parts in towers. All parts are made from different companies and are made in china... hance why they never have dell logos on the parts.
"Dell is just making money off of paying for parts and then placeing them in cheap towers"
by Gaeuvyen August 23, 2006
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delisha

A light skin female, with baby hair edges, known to snatch people's boyfriends, girlfriends & best friends, known to be petty & throws shade
Delisha just snatched my boyfriend and best friend today
by Blah2short December 17, 2016
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delester

a guy who is a typical jerk and flirts with every girl....but really hes just in it to do it. hes extrmemely moody and all he cares about is partying, sex, and drugs/drinking. he tries to start crap with everyone, and he is very hard to get along with.
dude that guy is such a man whore, what a delester.
by katkat49 January 12, 2011
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