cup of joe 

To most people and in most circumstances a casual reference to a cup of coffee. However if your boyfriends name is Joe it is a subtle inside joke/reference to swallowing his semen.

girlfriend: Hey baby I'm dying for a cup of joe right now ;) !
boyfriend: I'll pour you one baby come over here!

cup of joe by Blondie1111 May 4, 2017

cup of fuck 

A term used to describe the funnyness of when a British person swears.

Also may mean a blowjob by a Brit

Mike: Yo kempe you're ugly
Kempe (in heavy british accent): Hey fuck you!
Mike: HAHAHAHA It's funny when you say 'fuck'. Would you like a cup of fuck?

cup of fuck by Mikeals August 3, 2007

cup of coffee 

An exaggerated expression defining a short length of time; as short as the amount of time it would take to drink one cup of coffee.

Question: How long were you married?

Answer: For about a "cup of coffee."

cup of coffee by PJW May 14, 2005

cup of wheat 

1. A couple of Weeks

2. Developed into a greeting, similar to hello. Used mostly in the "Land of No Streetlights" (Freeland) and Long Hanborough, both located in the Oxfordshire county of the United Kingdom

Originates from the following Example:

(Village pub setting)
"Hey, isn't it the smoking ban in a couple weeks?"
"Did you just say cup of wheat?"
"No, I said a couple weeks"
*Cue Laughter

Example 2:
"Cup of wheat!"
"Ah, Cup of wheat, my good man!"

cup of wheat by Goon Man Industries April 23, 2008

cup howling 

Cup howling is the esteemed art of howling with your lips tightly wrapped around a cup, preferably plastic, after having finished dinner. It is typically practiced at family gatherings regarding holidays such as Easter, Thanksgiving, or Christmas.

Person: Easter approaches. Any plans?
Cousin: I figure on a round of cup howling at Grandma's again.

cup howling by Compeek March 24, 2009

cup fakes 

breast implants, cup size enhancers

Damn, she got some really big cup fakes.

cup fakes by The Seeing Eye Dog May 4, 2011

Cup head 

some little kid with huge ears, can also be known as trophy face

Holy shit stan... look at that bloody Cup head!

Cup head by Ear Man April 19, 2003