Culley

The cutest guy in the whole school. He's the one with the abs and biceps and athletic. Everyone knows him as being funny and super nice. He has the tendency to be rude at times but has a super big cock.

Damn, there goes that Culley! (Everyone says)

by Theshitisreal March 27, 2016

Edward Cullen

A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.

And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.

Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.

The end.

Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)

by Afroduck's Sidekick February 17, 2009

Chicken Cutlet

While having sex on the beach, you pull your penis out of the woman, roll it in the sand, and shove it back in as hard as you can.

Tom: "Did you hear that Danielle broke up with Curtis."

Jake: "No, I didn't. Why?"

Tom: "He gave her a mad chicken cutlet this weekend!"

by Emperor Penguin November 29, 2006

The Chicken Cutlet

While banging a bitch on the beach, pull out your cock roll it around in some sand and stick it back in.

"I gave some random bitch a chicken cutlet when I was at Myrtle Beach."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

edward cullen

considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.

perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen

person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!

by krizzywlc December 23, 2008

prawn cutlet

To ejaculate on the face of the blowjober and throw sand on the deposit. The sand therefore sticking to the face and hence looking like a prawn cutlet. (Perfomed at the beach)

"she wouldn't swallow so i had to give her the prawn cutlet"

by Andrew May 18, 2004

veal cutlet

while having sex on thebeach the man will pull his cock out dip it in the sand and place back in the anus

That veal cutlet chafed me

by Dani Rubin from demarest NJ 07627 December 29, 2002