2 definitions by Emperor Penguin

While having sex on the beach, you pull your penis out of the woman, roll it in the sand, and shove it back in as hard as you can.

Tom: "Did you hear that Danielle broke up with Curtis."

Jake: "No, I didn't. Why?"

Tom: "He gave her a mad chicken cutlet this weekend!"

by Emperor Penguin November 28, 2006

False authority or sense of authority attributed to or asserted by a man, solely by virtue of being male.

Alice: And then he said, "I'm the man of this household and I'm putting my foot down!"
Carol: He used his manthority?
Alice: Yes, then I slapped him.

by Emperor Penguin May 29, 2012