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Matt Cooke

The biggest douche to ever lace up a pair of hockey skates. Plays dirty and has nearly ended the careers of multiple players with his cheap headshots and flying elbows.

Pens fans love this prick despite the fact that he could kill someone.
Hey did you see Matt Cooke hit that guy last night? He gave him a concussion and almost ended his career

And this is any different than normal how...
by Marielmb February 26, 2011
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crooklyn

"Crooklyn Dodgers" is an ill song
by Hamydeez October 5, 2003
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cooked

a way of describing a scenario, person or object in an extremely negative way.
Bro #1: yo homie that girl is cooked as fuck.
Bro #2: shits cooked.
by tvdropper December 2, 2016
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Bro-cook

When two bros' cook something in comradeship.

no homo
''Yesterday i bro-cooked some soup with JJ''
by Sewayski November 17, 2009
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Them Crooked Vultures

Them Crooked Vultures is a recently formed rock 'n roll supergroup that consists of Dave Grohl (Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Probot, etc.), John Paul Jones (Led Zeppelin), and Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss) doing drums, bass, and vocals/guitar respectively. Alain Joannes is also a rhythm guitarist for touring. Them Crooked Vultures first played live August 9th, 2009, at Chicago, and performed in more locations for the rest of the month.

Their eponymous debut album will be released November 17th, 2009. It has been described as bluesy, a little funky, and just plain original.

According to a recent interview with Grohl, the idea came when he was celebrating his birthday at a reserved bar with a medieval theme. He asked Homme and then they asked JPJ. It seemed that no one was busy or binded to anything else, so the band was made. An official tour was announced for October and December on September 1st. It includes North America and the UK. Tickets for the tour were sold out within minutes in the UK, and more locations for the tour include Germany.

This is probably one of the best things that happened in the first decade of the 21st century, and will certainly end this decade with a bang.
You guys saw the Them Crooked Vultures live? You, my friends, were a part of history!
by FirePaperMario November 2, 2009
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crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix
"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino
by rog lewis September 23, 2005
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Cooked out

When you're so high you can barely speak.
Man carl is so cooked out he needs to lay off the green
by Luder420 December 6, 2016
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