Craking

meaning another word for"happening". originating from the back streets of New York

"yo, wots craking homey"
"arrm cool"

by Tolga November 20, 2004

Crowing

When watching others have sex in a car, you climb up on the roof and take a dump through the open sunroof. Extra points are awarded if it lands in a cup holder.

Whilst at his favourite dogging site, Rob noticed the open sunroof of the Vauxhall Vectra... a sign the couple inside were willing participants for a good crowing!!

by Dodgy Foreigner October 20, 2018

choking the donkey

to masturbate in a zoo

Tom was arrested for choking the donkey

by Tom Ivens May 12, 2003

cooking ass

Just straight up hauling, going fast. flat getting it

When the heater in a car amplifies the smell of ones farts.

Dude Raymond, I raced my new ltd. late model today and i was cooking some serious ass.

It was so cold in the car, but i couldn't help but roll the windows down cuz Raymond was cooking ass.

by KK16 August 27, 2008

Cooking a grenade

Holding on to a turd for so long that the farts have to seep around the sides. (Trying not to shart)

Chris lucked out cooking a grenade when he farted around that turd!

by Not Chris S. December 4, 2009

Choking the Mouse

When someone is committing a lengthy amount of time masturbating to online content.

"Xavier, you gonna come out with us tonight?"

"Nahh, I got work in the morning. I'mma be choking the mouse tonight!"

by Walter Phillips November 12, 2011

Crooking

Going round causing trouble and doing illegal things, being a crook,

That man there looks like he's crooking.

I'm going out crooking

by mpet72 August 25, 2011