Cowell

The act of touching a dogs balls and then the dog bites you on the right cheek, leaving one hell of a scar

"I was petting my dog and then it cowell'd me on my cheek."

by Randee Rae March 14, 2007

Cowbelt

Hindi-speaking regions in Northern and Central India. Also known as shitholes where the Hindu population cares more about worshipping cows and murdering Muslims than they do about sanitation, gender equality, infrastructure, and education.

Kyle Johnson: Hey Rajeev! I'm planning on going to India! What part of India should I avoid?
Rajeev Patel: The Cowbelt! You'll get raped if you go there!

by Dogfucker_hater September 25, 2020

simon cowell

A 44 year old man who's straight and going out with the wrong person. Always flirts with American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, and makes fun of Ryan Seacrest. Judge currently on American Idol and used 2 be on Pop Idol, does alomst absolutely nothing and makes millions.

Are u in love with Paula Abdul like Simon Cowell?

by saulafan288 June 20, 2004

cowley

A strange species, usually from the south. Distinguishing features include random comments and an unusually small mouth.

"....how annoyingly random is the bloke from IT? He is such a Cowley!"

by Sharon&Kel August 11, 2006

Cowie

An astronomical unit of measurement that is used by astrophysicists and theoretical scientists. It measures the singular gravitation at a single point in space realative to the summation of all bodies of mass that lay within pull of the specific point. The unit is based on a number of mass bodies, as the number approaches infinity, that affect the gravitation on a singular point. The unit specifies that the summation as the number approaches infinity of mass bodies lay at a distance of 1.00*10^7 km in any given direction, thus making the point of reference the center in a circle of raduis 1.00*10^7 with the outerline defined by an infinity number of masses all with mass of 1*10^20 kg.

The point force on the particle, in Cowies, is 3000 Cowies, or 3 Killacowies.

by Larson Lives Free April 13, 2010

simon cowell

One of the only judges on American Idol whos honest and fair and tells the truth

::some idiot on american idol sang horribly::

randy/ i give u props dog!
( geez, thats very constuctive)


paula/ you look absolutely wonderful! (like what does that have to do w/ singing)

simon/ sorry to say but that was dreadful! totally off key!
(very honest and helpful!)

by urbanslushie July 25, 2004

simon cowell

Greatness. Pulls out the really rubbish singers to give us greatness.

That guy who sang "Like A Virgin" deserved it all the way.

by Mister Ignorant April 1, 2004