Cheeto Bush

The effect of one eating cheetos with a mustache and/or beard and the power embedding itself into one mustache and/or beard forcing said person to wash there entire face.

Damn these cheetos are good, but I'm gonna need to wash my face so I don't get Cheeto bush

by goat of anger April 5, 2023

dusty cheeto

Innuendo for a dick that hasn't gotten any action fo awhile

My ex girlfriend said I had a dusty cheeto.

by maggie12403 July 15, 2017

Spicy Cheeto

1. The hottest food known to man kind. Very few can withstand how hot they are.

2. A snack. Made with real cheese! When it comes to cheesy foods, Spicy Cheetos are the best.

3. Goes well with cake.

1. Dang those Spicy Cheetos are HOT!!!
2. Can you pass me the Spicy Cheetos? I've been craving some cheese.
3. I could really go for some cake with these right now.

by H0BBS September 27, 2019

Cheeto Pie

When you bang a girl with Cheeto dust in her vag, cream pie her, then finger out the concoction for her to eat off your fingers.

Dude1: “Bro, did she really let you Cheeto Pie her last night?”
Dude2: “It ain’t easy being cheesy my guy.”

by DrunkMonkeyDude October 4, 2020

Vaccinated cheeto

Vaccinated cheeto is a alternative word for: poggers (Really cool) and/or "Pretty epic!"
(The opposite of diseased dorito.)

"Bruh, you do be pretty vaccinated cheeto rn."-Joel Bingle
"Vaccinated cheeto's are really epic!"-Geroldson Fingleburg

by PepsiCHEESE October 21, 2021

Cheeto Zombie

Someone so completely mesmerized by Donald Trump to the point of being completely mindless.

Dave walks in, talking about how donald trump is the best thing to ever happen to america. Dave is a Cheeto Zombie.

by De Lumpdumper April 22, 2018

Cheeto Lock

Severe constipation caused by the mass consumption of Cheetos, locking up your bowels and causing you to pass out on the toilet.

Somebody help me unlock the bathroom. Wade has passed out from Cheeto Lock.

by Thenormandy January 6, 2022