Fraser carlton

The biggest and most violent nonce ( or also known as a paedofile). This transgender man has been found guilty of 4569 rape offences on nursery children

Run, it’s Fraser Carlton

by Benneben October 9, 2019

Carlton

(n) CARL-TON
1. Someone who resembles Alfonso Ribeiro from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

1. It's a good thing Carlton said no.

by Josh Krumbein July 16, 2008

carfresco

To eat a meal while sitting in your car.

I ate my lunch carfresco style today.

by mrte March 6, 2009

Carlton in Lindrick

Strange, drive through place where nobody stops. South Carlton is posh, but the level of pikeyness increases the further north you go, until you reach the Co-op at the top of the village.
Also, the road names change along the same road. Confuses Sat Navs
Quite a lot of Road Ninjas!

"For gods sake, dont go through Carlton in Lindrick, we'll just get lost/shot/mugged/arrested." wife

"I've got to go this way because i need to score from co-op, before i go to Doncaster court..." husband

by aren't there other pseudonyms? August 13, 2009

Carfluffle

When dainty women pass gas in a moving vehicle.

Melissa and Jennifer often carfluffle after consumption of fiber one cereal.

by Itty Bitty Bootie December 4, 2010

caretarded

People that know nothing about cars, and are borderline retarded about car knowledge.

Mikey: Emily, you have to change your oil every 5000 miles.

Emily: OMG!!! I have no knowledge of cars
Mikey: yeh, you're caretarded

by Chris...........------------.. November 28, 2011

Carlton

Carlton is the type of guy you get when you mix the band geek with the star football quarterback. Nice, considerate of others, a great taste of music with a classical twist, and nerdy in some areas, yet VERY good looking, confident (sometimes cocky), and at the peak of his game. He understands the fundamentals of what it means to be a decent human being: he’ll open the door for you, pull out your chair for you, and bring your mom flowers; basically, chivalry done right. Don’t get the wrong idea though, this isn’t a “nice guy” pushover kind of fellow - he needs nothing from you. We’re talking six-pack abs, bulging biceps, hair beyond the wildest dreams of any girl, and a chin so sharp Gordon Ramsey himself sharpens his knives on it. His height will dwarf you, too, so you’ll want to bring a stepping stool along for the date. (Yes, even if you think you’ll ONLY want to hug him. Which you won’t.) Those handsome brown eyes have accounted for at least 15 of the missing persons cases last year alone, as a few too many girls got lost staring into them. He’s always presentable, often overdressed, but completely comfortable in whatever element you plop him into. He’ll take his time to listen and care for you on an individual level, and you can consider yourself one lucky girl if you get a stab at him.

Oh my lord, did you see Carlton back there? *fans face intensely with hand* He's so freaking hot!

by vector______ November 23, 2021