Claw Machine

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.

Claw machines are fun

by Haroold November 18, 2018

octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

Slop Claw

The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.

Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"

Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"

Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"

Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"

by Don Cuckold March 12, 2014

Bitch claws

The long and fake finger nails that bitchy sorts of women tend to wear.

*looks at a picture woman who says that shes suffering because she hasn’t had sex in two days*
“Ah, yes. I can spot the bitch claws from here.”

by Alphabetical Spaghetti December 18, 2020

Vascular Claw

Similar to the Mandible Claw used by Mankind of the WWE, but instead, the Vascular Claw is shoved in a sexual orifice, such as in the vagina, or up the butt hole. The Vascular Claw uses the middle & ring fingers.

Ted: Last night while doing doggy with my girl, I gave that bitch the Vascular Claw right up her poop hole.
Mark: No way! That is how I warm my girl up before getting intimate between the sheets with her!

by Rizzit Dough'Urban June 2, 2016

scat claws

A woman who intentionally grows her nails out long or glues on fake nails solely for the purpose of scrapping shit from her ass because she is paranoid about using a restroom where adequate toilet paper is not available.

That nasty bitch Edna is scat claws. She got enough shit on her nails to fertilize 40 acres.

by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016

coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

by Coventrian July 3, 2016