Blowjob Barbie

I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.

Look at that blowjob Barbie

by Sixty9isfine March 4, 2018

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blowjob

Mouth to penis sexual stimulation. Can result in orgasm. Can result in the mouth filling unexpectedly with ejaculate. Can be extremely satisfying for both involved.

Performed well by women with big lips, and even better by guys (who actually know what they are doing).

She wanted to give me a blowjob, but I said, "hell no, i'm saving my load for him!"

by Team Gay Sex June 8, 2007

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wife blowjob

When the person giving a blowjob Feels like they have to do it as opposed to wanting to. More than likely spits, if it even gets that far. She could at least be courteous and let him finish even if she does spit! Just plain rude if you ask me

The blowjob I received last night was more like a Wife blowjob

by tigg56 August 3, 2015

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Earnest Blowjob

Also called an earnest blowie or an earnie.

A type of blowjob given on a Sunday night while eating breakfast. The blowjob is served with both hands behind the back, at a slow pace, with eye contact half the time. Low-tempo background music is suggested.

Example: "Hey Job I heard your wife is giving earnest blowjobs these days!"
Job: "Yes."

by Splatter Spree November 16, 2017

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Blue Blowjob

When a girl/guy deepthroats your cock for so long to the point in which her face changes a deep blue colour.

Anthony:"Damn man, you know Felicia?"
Josh:"Yeah"
Anthony:"She gave me a HELLA fine blue blowjob last night, I was afraid she was gonna black out on me."
Josh:"Nice, that's how you get things DONE around here."

by TheInfamousDuck July 21, 2016

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