7 definitions by MittensUB

Blowjob

When you knock a blow (hit) someone in the face at work usually because you want a pay raise

"Did you hear about Joe? He gave the boss a blowjob and got fired!"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Finger

An expression that shows the raising of the middle finger to show anger toward something or someone

"What are you doing? How dare you finger your own mother!"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Ligma

Ligma, also known as Ligma Bronchitis Severity Syndrome, Is a disease a part of the BO-FA spectrum of bronchitis diseases (Brundius octoral fugma allergen) The disease affects the lungs, throat, and mouth. Ligma is reported to have killed approximately 69,420,666 people throughout history. Ligma was first discovered in 1934 by professor Sins at the national DN University for health studies. Soon after his passing, his grandchildren continued his work, discovering more diseases in the BO-FA spectrum, including, but not limited to, Dragun, Candiss, rydon, and the namesake, Bofa. Lately, scientists have been looking to make a vaccine for ligma.

Unfortunate passings due to Ligma
Tyler "Ninja" Blevins - 2018
Joseph mama - 1999
Candice deck - 2003
Dragon Deeznats - 2011

Rest in peace.

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Discord

Hi @Everyone,
New rule (and I can't believe I have to say this) please don't give birth in the voice channel. It makes people very uncomfortable.

Discord is for coomers and edgy 11 year olds

by MittensUB May 21, 2022

Clash of clans

A homosexual sex game involving two (usually big black) men sword fighting (clashing) their massive Weiners which they call their "clans", hence the name

Guy one: So... Watcha wanna do?
Guy two: wanna play clash of clans?
Guy one: ok
*Both teams pull out dicks*
Guy two: gosh, Jared, your clan is tiny

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Anime

Porn

Anime is porn

by MittensUB May 8, 2022

Dick

The act of respecting someone after death

"Though his spirit shall pass on, we shall dick his body until the sun rises, amen"

by MittensUB May 8, 2022