Barista

Granola munching, snobby liberal hipster-fags that usually are employed at Starbucks or similar coffee serving venues.

That four eyed Barista fucked up my macchiato again.

by Sortini October 9, 2012

barstool

hangover diarrhea resulting from a hard night's drinking

the bottle of rum i drank last night gave me a raging case of barstool.

by lightonpixels September 26, 2007

Barnett's

A term used to describe brown underware issued by the US Army, that fits similiar to bloomers. (they fit in the waist but the underware are so long you can tuck your niples in them)

We are going to the field tomorrow, make sure you pack your Barnett's.

by Jayfrizzlay May 22, 2008

Branston FC

A quality side in the Hardy Signs Division 2. They are currently in the semi-final for the McDonalds junior cup. After being recently relegated from division 1, they currently sit in 6th position. Their record home win is 10-2 against Uttoxeter and their record away win is 10-2 against Woodville. Their key players are Jake Barker in defensive midfield, Aidan Stephenson in central defence, Max Bishop in central midfield, Krakendinho on the left wing and Oliver Hickman as chief benchwarmer.

And it's Branston FC, Branston FC! We're by far the greatest team, the world has ever seen!

by MarshallBrigade February 14, 2014

barfstool

A stool in which you are sitting while having a drink with your friends. When you mistakenly have to much, you jump off the stool to run to the bathroom. Unfortunately, you don't make it in time and somehow vomit gets all over the bar stool, your friends shoes, and some how in your girlfriend's purse.

Guy 1: Hey, that's your 14th Cosmo, bro. Are you sure you're feeling alright?
Guy 2: Now that you mention it, I ----
(Guy 3 approaches )
Guy 1: Woah, dude. I wouldn't sit there. It's a barfstool.

by pongogorb April 20, 2010

Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

barfsteward

A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.

John:

"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."

Sarah:

"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"

by Memebrain December 26, 2011