Starbucks savant

Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.

Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"

by Memebrain July 04, 2011

barfsteward

A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.

John:

"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."

Sarah:

"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"

by Memebrain December 22, 2011