2 definitions by Memebrain

Top Definition
A person that is so disgusting that they make you physically ill.
John:

"I found a squidgy lump on one of my testicles this morning."

Sarah:

"Leave me alone and talk to a doctor you dirty barfsteward!"
by Memebrain December 22, 2011
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Someone who has memorised the entire range of Starbucks drinks and can recite them at will.
Derek - "...Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Coffee Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Espresso Frappuccino Blended Coffee, Mocha Frappuccino..."

Jon - "Jesus, Derek's a fucking Starbucks savant!"
by Memebrain July 04, 2011
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