Barack Obama

Barack Obama

Barack Obama

by friend_ofa_friend_before_2010 February 7, 2025

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer

Does you wife have parents? Are HER parents... YOUR parents?

Hym "That's a sibling. That's what a sibling is."

Barack Obama: Marriage Definer "Now, you see here... Marriage... Is a commitment... To only sleep with someone... Who is kind of your sister. Right? And I know... That based on our studies of how attraction work people tend to be attracted to the same genetic profile and, yeah, we got a lot of sister molesters like (Allegedly) Sam Altman and The Mythbusters guys... And yeah the vast majority of child molestation is someone close to or in the family... And yeah Arianna Grande fucked a guy who looks like her brother... And yeah Angelina Jolie and Trump be mouth kissing their brother and daughter (respectively and respectfully) and talk about how fuckable they are... And yeah they religion says that we started with 2 people and somehow exploded into 8 billion people without incest being necessary... But it's not incest OR pseudo incest... And you have to accept my interpretation of this... Or I don't have to accept your interpretation of anything."

Hym "Ok, well, to be fair... If Angelina Jolie was my sister you wouldn't in a million years be able to convince me incest was wrong and God forbid she wanted me to keep it a secret because I would Jamie Lannister the shit out of your kids if she told me to. And Elon's dad and I would have a lot in common if Ivanka was my step-daughter."

by Hym Iam February 25, 2025

Barack

Fictional first name of the 44th president of United States of America, Obama

Guy: Barack Obama
Other guy: no

by Anmhfd September 24, 2019

Barack Obama

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Barack Obama was the first black president

by Crackerwacker74 February 7, 2023

Call of Duty: Barack Ops

The result of having Barack Obama in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Person A: Hey, would you like to have Call of Duty: Barack Ops on August 4?
Person B: No thanks.

by Twight0931 March 18, 2017

barack

first name of that one black dude

barack obama is a muslim

by bigchungus5 January 5, 2019

Barack

He is the best person to thing of when you are sad or alone. He is just perfect an ever way

He is kind, but when you make him mad he becomes a different person.Also he is loyal and he would love u with all his heart

And he also would spoil you all the time

girls ooh what man like Barack please god give him

by By George November 20, 2023