go bollocks

An exclamation of disgust with someone deeply fucking stupid. Very handy when some stupid chav doesn't get a joke.

"Well, do you get it?"
"Duhhhhh"
"Ah, go bollocks"

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

bollocksbag of bore

An excedingly dull housemate or friend who always ruins the party by complaining about the music being too loud, too many things being spilt etc but also bigs him/herself up as a huge party animal when writing blogs or meeting new people.

A hypocritical twist to the big bag of bore

Michelle was making herself out as the life and soul of last night but word is already about she's the biggest bollocksbag of bore

by keeva February 22, 2008

Bollocks

what you were thinking of, bored shitless,then you look up this word on a search engine and get here?! Very bizarre!

*taps fingers, looks round to make sure noone is watching* then ta da, type bollocks and look all innocent :)

by manslayer December 21, 2003

top bollocks

something, or someone that is the best in their company or position

shopper: i'm not satisfied with this service, where's the top bollocks at?
assistant: sorry sir, the manager is in his office, i'll go and get him

drinker: what a good beer this is, it is really the top bollocks
barman: thanks a lot, hope you enjoy it

by andrewm88 October 5, 2006

Dog's Bollocks Syndrome

An uncurable illness which affects any organism that has a certain ability. This causes them to do use this ability whenever they can.

To put it in a simple context, why does a dog lick it's bollocks? Because it can.

Why did George Bush start the war in Iraq? Because he could.

Why does Madonna wear very tight and revealing costumes? because she can.

Also known as DBS, but unrelated to Dumb Bitch Syndrome.

Me: Gawd, I hate those sound effects Radiohead use.

You: That's because they've got DBS.

Someone else: DBS?

Me: Dog's Bollocks Syndrome.

by Phovos the Raptor June 24, 2009

Bollocks

To damage, destroy, render unusable, make useless, to break

"Leave my computer alone, you'll bollocks it up like last time!"

by Paddy Smith April 11, 2003

freezing my bollocks off

Another way of saying that one is cold.

Oi! Guvnor, I'm freezing my bollocks out ere

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004