Skip to main content

wiper-blade

(v.) To cum on someone's face, then place your testicles inside the victim's mouth and wipe the full length of your cock back and forth across their face like a wiper blade on a car.
Blake: Hey babe, can I wiper-blade you tonight?
Jenny: Are you sure? Last time I almost bit your balls off.
Blake: That's okay, I'll just wait until you're asleep.
Jenny: I love you.
by King Kenobi June 1, 2017
mugGet the wiper-blademug.

Sonya Blade

Sonya Blade; the first female from the fighting game series Mortal Kombat, is a tough, stern, but beautiful general of the Special Forces.

She has a special hatred towards the Black Dragon criminal Kano, and is married to action-hero Johnny Cage, with a daughter as well.

She was one of 3 of Raiden's chosen ones, and won the part of the tournament, making her the strongest female in MK.
"Sonya Blade, the beautiful General of Special Forces, wins a fight with Kitana and Jade."
by ---<3--- December 14, 2020
mugGet the Sonya Blademug.

orcha blade

a type of knife where the blade resembles an orcha or whale
"i got orcha blade in my muthafuckin' hand"
by tsushima August 4, 2020
mugGet the orcha blademug.

Blade Ladies

Female champions in the game League of Legends that are so cancerous to play against. Examples are Fiora, Camille, Riven and Irelia.
Fiora is so broken man. He deleted my Cho'Gath within seconds.

Them blade ladies ruining games.
mugGet the Blade Ladiesmug.

Grass Blading

Light sexual touch on the back of ones arm with the intent to give him a boner
OMG! I was just grass blading on PJ!
by paftdunk July 15, 2019
mugGet the Grass Bladingmug.

Blade Cronk

1. Is a homosexual

2. Thinks he's black but is really white

3. Likes being the little spoon

4. Is difficult

5. Likes to start arguments
6. Is annoying

7. Used to be a junkie

8. In love with a hottie (k.w)

9. Gives off muffin energy

10. Has bug eyes

11. Is an eshay

12. Is whipped (k.w)

13. Spends to much money of food

14. Doesn't drive

15. Is all talk
"oh theres a Blade Cronk, he must like being the little spoon"
by Fu era August 10, 2023
mugGet the Blade Cronkmug.

blade ball

The act of sticking razor blades in a tennis ball so the sharp end is sticking out and then putting it in a girl's ass and watching her shit it out while you're eating a blue otter pop with whip cream on your eyebrows.
"That bitch cheated on me so last night i gave her the blade ball."
by ilovepussyinyourass September 7, 2009
mugGet the blade ballmug.

Share this definition