Benis

A out of shape worthless unathletic coach potatoe. He or she would rather eat cheese cake or pecan pie than attend a lakers game..He or she enjoys jerry springer and rarely keeps in touch with old friends because he is addicted to atari

I dont think ill be able to make it out tonite...im just gonna get a dominos and be a benis

by Ebbs Ryan December 10, 2009

benish

Small man creature with troll like hair, smelly feet and grey/blue eyes. Will often wear green waistcoats, carry pocket watches and wander arond forests - collecting feathers and singing loudly.

"What a benish he was! wandering the forest!"
"He's got enough feathers to be a benish!"
"hmm...he looks like a benish, but he'll do!"

by Patric O'toole August 11, 2004

Benis

spot where your balls and your penis meet. like gooch but with your shaft and balls instead of your balls and your asshole.

Dude, last night when i was doing Kelly, she lifted the shadt of my penis and licked my benis.

by Stevo and Ean December 22, 2008

Beanis

The mexican jumping bean that goes freestyle.
one who can't get a date.

There goes the beanis again.
Oh damn he crashed!

Who spilled the beans?

by IhoeSki January 28, 2011

Beanis

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

by tophieCC May 7, 2011

Banis

Back panis. Or the back of a muffin top.

Her Banis was spilling over like marshmallows on s'mores. Perhaps, she shouldn't have indulged so much at girls night but good times were had by all.

by Nycjlee February 14, 2012

Baerista

A very attractive barista, one who goes the extra mile with that drizzle or whipped cream that has you feeling some type of way l

Baerista put extra drizzle in my caramel macchiato. I better get his number.

by doucheski September 5, 2015