asswipe

undeserving of anal consideration

smelly like toilet paper

pejorative of anal uncleanliness

i can believe what an asswipe that guy is

u asswipe..clean up ur act!!!

by nanza63 November 11, 2010

asswidget

A comeback name for someone who is being a dick.

What the fuck Tom? You're an ASSWIDGET!

by wings of wax July 28, 2011

Asswipe

Another word for toilet paper, pronounced As-weep-eh.

John (talking on the phone): Hang on a second there, bill, I have to use a asswipe.

by Shabangshwa95<3 February 13, 2009

asstit

Having nipples on your ass.

Or

To be an asstit (to suck)

"Yo' man, he has asstits."

"You are an asstit."

by Tim February 28, 2003

Asswater

Water that comes out of surfshorts when leaving a pool (note: fill shorts before leaving pool with as much water as possible)

dude, you just got asswatered!

by asswater crew July 23, 2003

assitude

(N), A sense of additude or toughness eminating from one's buttock region.

"DAMN, would you look at the way she walks, she's just got assitude all over!"

by meowfox of doom January 22, 2007

asstits

big saggy tits that when squished together look like a fat ass instread of cleavage

look at that dyke at the check out shes got asstits

by big fat lesbian February 5, 2005