can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020

Assed backwards

A person acting ass backwards on an ongoing basis.

Trump's speech was ass backwards. No surprise there. Trump is one mofo, assed backwards, whack job.

by Bursts Of Beauty June 21, 2016

Askers

An myct version of "did I ask?"

Ali: Your hair looks weird.
Ellie: Any Askers?

by mcytjokes March 2, 2021

Askew

Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt

I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!

by MyCatHasAJob May 14, 2020

Can't be assed

I really can't be bothered

My friends want to go to out tonight but i can't be assed

by Go_pies May 8, 2018

Ashed in

stuck where you are due to volcanic ash grounding all flights

excuse me, how long are we gonna be ashed in for?

impossible to say, the last time Eyjafjallajokull erupted it went on for 2 years. But I doubt you'll be ashed in for that long

by Peter Greenwall April 18, 2010

any askers?

something someone says when you say something dumb or that they didn't ask

-hi look I won the grammys
-any askers?

by den_gae February 23, 2021