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The Apex Nerd

The A-pex Nerd

n.

The Apex Nerd is the deity of the Nerds. He reigns over all that follow him and has an extremely large influence in the dark corners and parental homes of kids over age thirty and fourty in the world. The Apex Nerd only comes to one in visions and dreams, yet those not worth ("the Outworlders," or simply not nerds) statis cannot see him.
Head for the hills! It's the Apex Nerd!

Praise the Nerd, the Nerd of all the Nerds, the One, the Apex Nerds. I hail to you, Nerd of Eternal Light! *cries*
by Ashur June 11, 2006
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No Apex August

During the month of August, a gamer cannot play Apex legends for the duration of the month
Gamer1:Dude lets play Apex
Gamer2: Nah,fam im doing No Apex August
Gamer1: Oh shit you right.
by PPisbig July 7, 2019
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Loba from apex

loba from apex is a pretty legend that guys who get no bitches simp for and always sexualize her
guy 1 " omg loba is sooo hot like she is sooo thick i would smash

Respectfull guy 2 oh loba from apex she is pretty but im not going to sexualize a video game you must get no bitiches
by pretty.lul_cam March 22, 2022
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Hop on apex

Hop on apex means to have oral cream sex with only boys using motor oil as lubricant
"Hey bro wanna hop on apex" "I can't man I gotta wait till my parent turn on off the lights"
by Playboicarti_feet pics April 13, 2022
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playing apex

Slang for having gay sex.
Friend: "I'm playing apex with the boys, sorry"
You: "Oh, I didn't know you were gay."
Friend: "Yes, I enjoy sucking peeeeenis."
by TheTitularApexLegend December 10, 2020
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Jesus Apex

1) the Good Friday which occurs during your 33rd year (I.e. The Jesus was crucified)

2) the point in ones life at which their moral worth substantially their immoral worth
1) Man, as long as I don't get crucified on Good Friday, I'll have made it past my Jesus apex

2) I reached my Jesus apex today when I saved a boat of orphans from falling into that volcano and pretended to listen to my mom on the phone for 2 hours
by twatwaffle3000 February 4, 2017
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hail apex

The name of a predator best known for fucking up bitches
by Anonymous anomalies June 13, 2017
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