Microheart

When an emotionally stunted person has insecurities that make them impossible to date or be friends with.

"I broke up with Jason because of his microheart. He whined about everything and was too insecure to even dance with me."

"That dude has a microheart. He's always complaining about how no one is nice to him even though he's a total jackass to everyone."

by zenstoner July 10, 2024

microlexophobia

The irrational fear of small words

Please don’t make me read I have microlexophobia

by Phobia guy August 14, 2024

micromoid

a small child, infant, or toddler of any gender

damn that micromoid crying is annoying af

by moidologist August 18, 2024

Micromé

Latch hook projects
Macramé on a micro level

Look at Timmy's spider Latch hook project

Lmao oh its like macrame but micro... micromé

by PlantyQueen February 16, 2024

Microdicking

The cocktail and obnoxious behavior of an overly confident male

Everyone is complaining about Greg because he's been microdicking about his status

by Frailgift February 21, 2024

microcheating

Not quite cheating but feels bad or rude enough you kind of want to call it cheating but you can’t word it any better so you just create a new word.

Jayred feels betrayed by your repost of a hot celebrity and believes you are microcheating.

by Coquettepassengerprincess482xX February 23, 2024

Microtransaction

When 2 trans midgets or "little people" have sex

I don't see a problem with microtransactions

by MegatonDon February 25, 2024