Definitions by MegatonDon

Struggle coochie 

An expired item, often for offer by single moms in search of access to a man's finances

If all you bring to the table are bills and struggle coochie please stay far, far away from me

Struggle coochie by MegatonDon April 26, 2024

Guys 

A gender neutral term to address a multitude of individuals at one time

Hey guys, who's keys are these?

Guys by MegatonDon April 10, 2024

Microtransaction 

When 2 trans midgets or "little people" have sex

I don't see a problem with microtransactions

Microtransaction by MegatonDon February 25, 2024

transcompetent 

The act of noticing an otherwise passable trans person is in fact a transgender individual.

I ditched my date after I noticed her Adam's apple, nowadays it's worth being transcompetent when you have preferences.

transcompetent by MegatonDon December 29, 2022

uberstraight 

of, relating to, or characterized by non bigoted sexual or romantic attraction only to or between people naturally biologically of the opposite sex. Uberstraight or uber-straight is a sexual orientation not a lifestyle choice.

An uberstraight individual does not have sexual attraction to a member of the same biological sex due to bigoted reasons. Instead they are born with this inherent attraction to members belonging to the opposite sex biologically.

Terry is not bisexual, he's uberstraight.

How could you tell?

Because he only considers dating trans men or biological women.

uberstraight by MegatonDon September 22, 2022

Wall-deeznuts 

The act of hiding the phrase "deez nuts" in an unpurchased copy of "Where's Waldo". Can be used injunction to an unrelated used of the word "wall".

"Homey, you going to Wal-Mart?" "Naw, I'm going to wall-deeznuts."

Wall-deeznuts by MegatonDon April 10, 2018