When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.
This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.
Isabelle: “when he asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say him microcheating on me throughout the relationship and never finding out, so I just say spiders”
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*
Small acts considered disloyal within a relationship, nothing too serious but not innocent either.
An example would be holding a door open for lady, or extending the ass of a sim or kissing your hand.
Girlfriend: Babe, are you cheating on me!?!?
Me: Only microscopically, its called micro-cheating.
Girlfriend: So you've been having sex with other girls!?!?!?
Micro-cheating. Small things in a relationship that makes your S.O mad but not enough to breakup with you. Talking to other girls/boys, hugging others, etc. Just be careful, if you keep micro cheating it’ll all add up and be gone...
Hey, dude. Careful talking too other girls and sending them selfies. All that micro cheatingwill catch up to you.
A nickname from haters of the football team aka TTUN. This football team has won a National Title, lost a HeadFootball Coach and won a football game against an inferior opponent all by various forms of Cheating . They are also known as the “Michcheating Football Team”
Hey did you see the end of Western Michigan vs TTUN game ? Yep just Michcheating up to dirty tricks again!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!