The French 

The natural enemy of British People such as myself.

“The french are really annoying!”

The French by T34main October 13, 2019

the french language 

the french language is stupid because they have 15 to many letters that don't even get there spot in the spotlight in each word!!!!

the french language is stupid.

the french language by @be0powerly February 18, 2020

blow french kisses 

A phrase guaranteed to cure a pesky preteen of sticking her tongue out at you.

If you blow one more french kiss at me, I'll french kiss you for real!

(the kid asks somebody what a french kiss is)

IIIIEEEWUH!

(the kid never speaks to you again, and looks frightened every time she sees you)

blow french kisses by Downstrike October 6, 2004

Pigeon French 

Pigeon French is a derogatory term for the irritating "French Creole" language spoken by Haitians.

Haitian Cab Driver: "BOM-BOM-BOM POULET"

Fare: "No, I said Left goddammit, stop with all that pigeon french & get off the fucking phone!

Pigeon French by thatsnotracist October 26, 2010

the french peepers 

When one guy watches girls from afar with binoculars while his buddy jerks him off

two guys doing this is how I came up with the "french" part. the peeper being the whole using binoculars to watch girls at the pool and not being about to jerk it without loosing you line of sight. making said guys the french peepers.

the french peepers by ctr13 July 10, 2009

Total French Move 

An act of extreme douchebaggery typified by those individuals raised in the country of France. The act is not confined to those of French speaking origins. However it is best illustrated amongst the French people within their natural habitat, particularly after heavy consumption of chocolate truffle cocktails.

Hey, did that belligerent, hairy French guy just moon those chicks sitting in the park?

Yeah, he did. Total French Move.

Total French Move by calimochoman July 19, 2011

The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) 

It's a very classy skewering of the anus in such a way that it represents an expression of property. It is a sodomy using not penile insertion, but instead, each gambet giver has their own totem. And they design the totems personally, increasing in glamour, decoration, and detail as affluence grows with the holder of the totem.

The Gambet actually started in French Colonized Africa by the natives in The 18th Century. It was discovered by the French Colonizers and word spread quickly to France and the trend grew quickly in the bourgeoise and elites in France.

François: "Hey, baby. Would you like to see my totem?!"
Zoë: "The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) ?! That's a big step!"
François: "I know, baby. I know."

The French Gambet (gahm-BAY) by SuperKryssie June 9, 2013