Smoke

GAS GAS GAS YOU GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS!

“I main smoke.”

by T34main November 11, 2019

Scotland

Where my bestie is from.........

“I’ve just been to Scotland it was amazing!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

Blyat

For the Soviet Union it means fuck in Russian

Me:(around kids) *falls over* “BLYAT!”

by T34main October 12, 2019

for the queen

The most British thing in the entire fucking world

British soldier: “For the Queen!”

by T34main October 11, 2019

tänk

How retards who thonk they know German say tank

“Ja ja Ich just saw ein tänk!”

by T34main October 12, 2019

Joergen

JOERGEN YOU ARE NOT A SUBMARINE!
-PewDiePie 2019

“JOERGEN PLZ FUKING STAHP!”

by T34main October 13, 2019

Steam Locomotive

The most amazing, mesmerising, epic and one of the most British things

“I just saw a steam locomotive go past!”

by T34main October 11, 2019