Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015

Turd Burgaler

A alpha male who proseeds in putting peanut butter on his nob and slamming it so hard up his arse he screems like a squealing pig.

Gareth lock and his bum boy mr longdon while hes dad invades and says ''sorry son''

by horney henry December 1, 2003

turd burglar

One who presents old used ideas as if thay are new and original.

George Lucas is a giant Turd Burglar!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

phantom turd

the turd that always returns no matter how many times you flush...

The phantom turd would not flush no matter how hard I tried.

by unknown June 11, 2006

tridal

when a person is so fat that no one can see there penis

man that Nate Purnell has a tridal

by booger September 7, 2003

turd tumbler

someone who takes crap off other people.

Hoe much shit you going take,you ole turd tumbler.

by Jon Jonz February 10, 2004

Turd Hunt

A journey/Search for knowledge or wisdom

I went on a turd hunt to find the lost city of atlantis.

I couldnt find my shoes so I went on a turd hunt.

I lost my homework and had to go on a turd hunt to find it.

I went on a turd hunt to find the holy grail.

by Jessica Rabbit? uncle mikey January 28, 2009